

We have a dog.
He is part golden retriever and
part great pyrenees.
He is a very hairy dog.
This must be the time of year he "blows" his coat.
There s dog hair EVERYWHERE.
I vacuum the dog hair.
The next day I vacuum more dog hair.
The dog hair is so bad it clings to the little felt pieces Ron puts under the furniture.
My chairs all look like they have hairy dog feet.
I cannot go to school wearing black pants.
If I do I look like I have hairy legs.
I have to use duct tape on my black pants.
When I use the "furminator" on our dog
I get fistfuls of dog hair.
Once a year we get our dog shaved.
I don't think he likes it.
He acts embarrassed when we go for a walk.
I feel like Delilah to his Samson.
If I could just figure out a use for this renewable resource.