Dinner

I made dinner tonight.

Now you may think, so what?

Well I have raised the standard of "legitimate excuses" for not fixing dinner to such a high level that some consider it to be an art form.

Here are my favorites...

1. I'm too tired

2. The meat is still frozen

3. I have this coupon for...Rib Crib, Delta, etc.

4. Let's finish up these leftovers

5. How about dinner out so we can have valuable one on one time.

6. I'm not very hungry, I think I'll just have a bowl of cereal

7. I have to go to rehearsal early so Ellen and I already ate (at Senors, of course)

8. Geez, there's nothing in the refrigerator (this always works a few days before payday)

9. The Shooks are inviting us over for dinner

10. I've had a BAD DAY!!! (this will always work!!!)

So, since I rarely cook dinner, Ron is very appreciative of my culinary efforts. If fact tonight he said, "You made dinner?? I thought we were going out!"

DAMN